12 bad
hours in the
BIG
CITY

On a chilly
Valentine’s Day...

Hour 1

Route to
MANHATTAN
is...

Hour 1

......

Hour 1

...  delayed
(thanks MTA);
Hands and legs
shiver.

Hour 2

Upon arrival to
MANHATTAN,
shoes are greeted
by horse
LEAVINGS.

Hour 3

Central Park walk
turns into frisbee
tug-—of—-war
with German Shepherd.

Hour 4

Cough develops;

Hour 4

Dad's car being

towed

doesn't help.

Hour 5

Cough gets worse.
Arrival to party in
TIMES SQUARE.

Hour 6

Upcoming presentation
evokes nervousness;
3 shots later:
Laughter takes over.

Hour 7

Coughing turns into
painful
soreness;
Presentation goes well.

Hour 8

6 shots later:
Hunger shows its
UGLY FACE.

Hour 9

Food is finally served;
Soreness gets
worse.

Hour 10

After-party ensues;
Phone DISAPPEARS.

Hour 11

12 shots later:NO MORE SORENESS;Dancing continues;At least there's a ride home.

Hour 12

Ride home turns into
emergency Uber call
because of storm;
Cost: $42.

The Next Day...

Simply speaking BURNS throat...

The Next Day...

Doctor reveals
high vocal box
is BROKEN.
So...

End Results

RUINED pair of shoes
towed car (dad's)
phone STOLEN
BROKEN high vocal box
$42 wasted
0 valentines

Thanks a lot
NEW YORK CITY