On a chillyValentine’s Day...
... delayed(thanks MTA);Hands and legsshiver.
Upon arrival toMANHATTAN,shoes are greetedby horseLEAVINGS.
Central Park walkturns into frisbeetug-—of—-warwith German Shepherd.
Dad's car being
Cough gets worse.Arrival to party inTIMES SQUARE.
Upcoming presentation evokes nervousness;3 shots later:Laughter takes over.
Coughing turns into painfulsoreness;Presentation goes well.
6 shots later:Hunger shows itsUGLY FACE.
Food is finally served;Soreness getsworse.
After-party ensues;Phone DISAPPEARS.
Ride home turns intoemergency Uber callbecause of storm;Cost: $42.
Simply speaking BURNS throat...
Doctor revealshigh vocal boxis BROKEN.So...
1 RUINED pair of shoes towed car (dad's) phone STOLEN BROKEN high vocal box$42 wasted0 valentines
Thanks a lotNEW YORK CITY